
1. Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
2. In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
3. At a Proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit please back in.”
4. On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..”
5. On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door:
“Hello. Can we pick your nose?”
6. In a Nonsmoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
7. At an Optometrist’s Office :
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
8. On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
9. On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”
10. In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
11. In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait. ”
12. On a Church’s Billboard:
“7 days without God makes one weak.”
13. And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
” Best place in town to take a leak ”
This Eclectic Life, Angela Giles Klocke, Cindy, WendyWings, Alisonwonderland, Sanni, Kuanyin, Mark Caldwell, Amy, Mar, Beth, Jane, Janet, Melli, Sandy, Carmen, Lady of Musotopia, Zoe, Jon Tillman, Robin, Naeva - Mom of 2, The Crazy King of Clowns, MissMeliss, and She!
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