Call me crazy, but I find this just stupid! A Solid White Gold with 278 Diamonds Binky for the baby who has everything!! Yep, you can pick up this little piece of bling-bling at It’s My Binky. It’s just one of the many custom binky’s they have for that special baby who has everything!

We’re pleased to introduce our exclusive line of custom Diamond Pacifiers, the newest trend in celebrity baby gifting, available at ItsmyBinky.com Our sparkly Diamond Pacifiers feature over 278 pave cut white diamonds totaling 3 carats with a 14K European nickel-free white gold base. An exact replica of a real pacifier, Diamond Pacifiers features a genuine silicone nipple and a real moving handle. Pacifiers can be customized with colored diamonds and engraved with baby’s name or initial, birth date or birth weight. Though we do not recommend actual use, the Diamond pacifier makes a fabulous, upscale keepsake and will become a new classic to that of bronzing baby shoes! Price: $17.000

Oh please!!!!!!!!!! If I buy 3 carats, it’s going on my finger!! Someone tell me that people aren’t really that stupid, please?!